My name is Michael. I am 19. I like some things and dislike other things. I am a lonely soul who drinks wine alone often.
Ask me anything
My wish is for someone to find me a wench worthy of Mordor.
Or get me Kate Beckinsale.
OMFG I can’t even. What is this??? Can’t handle the cuteness! :(((( Why can’t I have it?! I need it because of reasons.
If i didn’t know you were taking the piss out of people who post things like this i’d cross the room to where you are sitting and smack you across the head.
Lksdklsdvlksdfvkfdvjdsfv omfg I’m gonna dieeee
Seen her there quite a lot and tonight she looked particularly gorgeous. She smiled at me too and clumsily dropped my change, and we exchanged smiles and a laugh, which is clearly a major sign…..
I should get out more