Only a Sith deals in absolutes...

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“Even I think rollerblades are gay. And I had sex with a dude last night.”

Oh Max

Just ironed our Patrick and his friends clothes before they go out to socialise

I feel like a middle-aged mother.

Just to clarify regarding my two previous reblogs

thebolly:

bambisaleh:

I don’t follow someone called ‘celebritybreasts’, I have Happy Endings in that tag thing, just in case anyone thought I was looking at weird stuff on here.

I didn’t even notice until you pointed it out. Now I think you’ve been looking at weird stuff on here

I don’t! Really….

Just to clarify regarding my two previous reblogs

I don’t follow someone called ‘celebritybreasts’, I have Happy Endings in that tag thing, just in case anyone thought I was looking at weird stuff on here.

Well I didn’t want to say anything in case I hurt your feelings, but you are a whale

Rude. Just rude. I won’t eat for days now.

My mum keeps telling me I’m not fat! Better yours telling you the truth than mine lying to me

Wait, so if my Mum is telling the truth, are you saying that I am fat?

My Mum does that but discreetly, like ‘What do you want for dinner? Best not have anything too big…’

Haha, that’s mean. Proper Chron Weasley too