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Only a Sith deals in absolutes...
My name is Michael. I am 19. I like some things and dislike other things. I am a lonely soul who drinks wine alone often.
My wish is for someone to find me a wench worthy of Mordor.
Or get me Kate Beckinsale.
Ask me anything
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Do I need to say what she wishes her right hand was wrapped around right here? Her thumbs up indicates that she agrees.
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Sexy
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OMFG I can’t even. What is this??? Can’t handle the cuteness! :(((( Why can’t I have it?! I need it because of reasons.
If i didn’t know you were taking the piss out of people who post things like this i’d cross the room to where you are sitting and smack you across the head.
FEELS
Lksdklsdvlksdfvkfdvjdsfv omfg I’m gonna dieeee
inspired by this video.
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Fit
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I was trying to rob him and he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks, and he shot the blank into my eye. And now, I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
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I proper fancy this girl in the co-op by mine
Seen her there quite a lot and tonight she looked particularly gorgeous. She smiled at me too and clumsily dropped my change, and we exchanged smiles and a laugh, which is clearly a major sign…..
I should get out more
Jane Levy | Emma Stone
I would very much like a night with these two. We could have some chicken, maybe some sex etc
They’d stay for the chicken, and then leave you. Because you’re shit.
Mean motherfucker
Jane Levy | Emma Stone
I would very much like a night with these two. We could have some chicken, maybe some sex etc
